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Back to the working week - Was a good laugh, followed by an insane weekend.Monday - Very quiet shift - just me and Vicky working, but it was a good laugh! Billy Liar band practice??? If it was today, it was good, a very good.Tuesday - Bank o Scotland or something in, quiet day - but a good crowd working. Duty manager seems to have had a very pleasant change of attitude - quite good craic. Walked home after work. Wednesday - Social works in, dull as fuck conference, but a good crowd working, banter. Ran home after work, slowing to a walk after the big fuck of hill at cluny. Followed by more running.Thursday - Same game, easy peasy. Walked home after work. Friday - Same game. Had some of Jimmys fine haggis. Was fucking awesome actually.Was gonna go to see the Felt Tips at cab vol, but i just had no energy left.Saturday - Was meant to be gigging, but it got cancelled cos ponana are twats. Will be rescheduled to cab vol. Instead, we went to a party. Dave came up to mine for some chinese, guitar hero and vodka. Got the bus down and met Joss. The house was fucking massive. 4 floors, 7 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms, 4 front doors and a twister mat. Didnt really know that many people, so just drank loads. It was a bit rubbish, such a big house, everyone was spread out. I remember dave and joss having an intense conversation about Metal Gear Solid, while some mental opera music played in the background. There was this guy called Jonny Smallcock, locked himself in the bathroom and tried to rape ppl. he slept loads.When he woke up, i dubbed him an Honorary Water Poof - Good effort. Some weird guy got a taxi to asda with this girl at 5am. They came back with shephards pie...WHO THE FUCK BUYS SHEPHARDS PIE???!! They came in the door and he was like "We are now officially an item". When he went to the toilet, the girl was like "help me, hes so weird". I was pouring myself a vodka lemonade. Put some vodka in, followed by lemonade. Tasted it, and thought 'this is very strong' I then realised id actually filled it up with vodka. We and dave left at 9am, and departed left onto champagne street. Walked home, and anytime dave stopped to roll a fag, he dropped his filters everywhere. haha. Decided that in the future we should all get a mansion on hermitage drive. phoned john and spoke to him on speakerphone. Phoned iain, and he was quite sleepy. haha. Got home and played guitar hero, absolutely smashed. Its so hard when drunk, and u cant focus. Slept till about 530, phoned a pizza.Sunday -(half of its up there)Went down to mikes to meet them, me n mike went to the tron bearing gifts for Ditch and Hazels birthday. Was good seeing everyone, and i was tripping out of my head. We were sitting in the weirdest corner haahaha. Went to the hive and met the STEEL. Did some funny dancing on a skateboard. Mike was being a gay boy, so i went for a kebab. Bad kebab, im sick of them.(shock)Working most nights this week, followed by gigs in aberdeen and glasgow this weekend. - Back on the scene!! Crack out the bus. MADNESS