T in the Park

T in the park is the best weekend in the world, every year. A lot of this may be inaccurate, due to intoxication.Ageman crashed at mine on thursday night, up at 6, picked up jason and by 8 we were in the que for the bus. first bus was at 9, we were on the 3rd bus or so - The whole upstairs of the bus was commandeered by our crew - The drinking begins! The bus ride up was brilliant, so many laughs, chants - it was like a rainforest, had lady bugs and dragonflys on it. The driver let us off for a piss while we were stuck in traffic, what a legend. For the first year, we didnt have to que.. within 15 mins of arriving, we had found our spot. While pitching our tent we discovered an international spy web, we promptly unravelled it. We positioned the tentacles in awkward places in the hope of ppl becoming entangled. I then got a very unexpected phonecall, from Jacquei, who iv not seen for years, and it turned out she was encamped with Johns cousin James. We donned our ponchos and got steadily drunk. Aidan was knighted Sir Ponchalot. Other stuff happened that day, eventually i went to see Flood of Red with someone who i cant remember(may have been stu). the cunts were half an hour late, so i had to leave halfway through in order to catch Bloc Party. Arctic Monkeys were class too. Went back to the tent and got very drunk - although i seemed to have a reffilable can. we went to visit waterpoof. Looked for Polly, found her somehow after randomly shouting her name. Liam was wearing a flourescent(adolecsant) jacket, and kept getting asked for directions, we tried arresting ppl using his power. That concludes friday, i cant be arsed writing any more now, il add to it later!