Call that a Toastie

This week was ages ago, i can barely remember what happened!Monday - I was on holiday from Perth, i think i did some shopping, and realised i hadnt bought anything i wanted to eat. Maybe had a DMH practise, or maybe that was tuesday.Tuesday - Ok lets say the practise was this night, just to give me something to write about. Got dressed before the practise, then we practised at dalkeith, took us weeks to find it.Wednesday - Meant to be hosting, but there was no need..did floor services for the day. Had to give up my lunch due to a nosebleed Got home, drove to glasgow with a bottle of vodka, took me ages to find lisas flat after driving through the slums and passing a sign that says 'you are now leaving glasgow'.Eventually parked a few minutes from the flat. Got to the flat, and bearing in mind id not eaten anything all day, got royally fucked. I decided to hide my keys so i i wouldnt try and drive when i got wasted. I then wanted to go and sleep in my car, but couldnt get in because i couldnt find the keys, so i just lay down next to it. Apparently i was away for an hour or so. Tried to go back to the flat, was ringing the buzzer for ages and eventually some girl was like 'do you live here' and i was like 'no, but i was at a flat hear earlier'. she didnt understand. After a while i wondered why i could see my car, since the flat was round the corner. I then realised i was on the wrong street! Eventually got in and went to sleep in my sleeping bag(well prepared) Thursday - Drove back for my toe appointment, quite a hazy drive back. Thought i had billy liar photos, but we didnt. Maybe got a pizza hut, infact almost definately did. Friday - Didnt get dressed til 5, drove over to daves to pick up my amp. Drove home, went to bannermans. Played a DMH gig, pretty empty, but it sounded great - think we're back on the right track. Post gig, The gruesome 4some went to the hive, aidan got hiccups from downing a bottle of wine. We met polly in the hive, and she cured aidans hiccups by putting his hands on his heads and feeding him vodka(which she thought was water), it was so funny! Outside, we met crystal, who had a handbag with speakers! We pumped some shiny toy guns in the street, then the rampage began. On the hunt for food, we knocked over every sign, bin etcetc. Everywhere was shut but the all night bakery. I got microwaved pies(rank) while aidan got cold pies. All night bakery, whats happening??? They botched the job. We then walked along the western approach road, blocked it off with traffic cones, then rolled over a hedge to watch cars going up on the bankment to get around the cones. Got to johns, and he was lying on his dresser, but fell ontop of a hedge - class! 3 of us in the bed, no room to move. Saturday - The bus driver confiscated my bus pass(cos iv not paid it in 3 months) luckily the driver was clueless so i got on the bus. Went into work for 1, and did team leader, my brain was frazzled by it. At this stage i was very confused and fucked, i went to iains and watched the crammond dvd, which is amazing and will be up soon! then fucking fucked, and eventually drove to forest. Went for a couple of cans at the usual spot, then went back to the forest. sat in the band room for ages, playing spice girls etc. Didnt get on stage til 1.30, played a mad set, tore the forest cafe to pieces. Drove home having sobered up sufficently.Sunday - Concierge all day, got a coffee and perked up. Dull day, just played minesweeper. Went to emondo for a couple pints, then john drove me home and i slept!See ya next week