Freshen Up - You've Got To Freshen Up

An insane week - not really sure how half of the stuff happened!Monday - Recovering from the weekend - about time!Tuesday - Recording The Lights Go Out finally! Used 12 mics on the drums, and they sound fucking awesome. Acoustic Guitar sounds ace aswell. Will be back in at some stage soon to finish the rest of it!Drove home thinking i wanted a pancake - walked through the door and was given one!Went to Henrys to see DMH playin acoustic shit. Practised for a wee bit in the Emondo Cellar. Drank some wine. Their set was good -a couple of the tunes are Fucking Awesome - epic as fuck. Afterwards we headed over to Oddfellows for a couple drinks, but were distracted by some girls shouting out of the window. Next thing we know we're up in their flat drinking Jagermeister mixed with Oozo. Went to stereo with them did some tag team dancing. Move of the night(i think) was Forward rolls on the dancefloor. Went with mike to the all night bakery with mike, which was good. Came back to stereo and got in a taxi with John and those girls. Went to the all night bakery, followed by the east end of princes street, followed by their flat - very random route, and i ended up having to Pay some cash! Went in, watched some sky tv and drank some tea!After a while me and john got the bus home!Wedneday - Felt rubbish all day. Chinese new year so i went to Vickys where she cooked Loads of strange(but awesome) chinese dishes - Like actually hundreds of them. All crackin. Apparently Vicky wanted to see what im like drunk(she doesent drink) so she made us drink a bottle of vodka between me and this other woman. Im not really sure what happened to it all, but it was gone pretty quickly, and hence i was fucked. Got a taxi into town with the girl and her kid, then went to LC. Was hammered by this stage, danced for a while with Roisin, Laura, Shona, Katy etc. Threw up in the urinal cos the cubicles were full. Got the bus home with lucy. Boyle was on the phone so we sang (to the tune of skippy) "BOYLE, BOYLE, FASTER THAN LIGHTNING, NOBODY KNOWS, HIS HAIR IS GINGER, HIS NAME IS BOYLE!" Some cunts on the bus told us to shut up so i was like fuck off. Thursday - Was working a 6pm - 6am shift. Was pretty rubbish, not much banter. Afterwards we had to clear the cromdale, just beasted it. Was home by 3. Thankyou Leiths!! Stopped off at the all night bakery again. Friday - Same shift again, but this time it was classy. Mike Floyd was DM, much more relaxed. Mayhem ensued, controlled mayhem. Afterwards i fucking beasted the cromdale, and was done by 3. Mike then made us set up the lomond which i was not chuffed about. John sent me some Gecko porn tho, so it wasnt that bad.Saturday - Went to see the Mighty Arkane Kore at the ark. Just before they came on, i went to pick john up from his work. Got pulled over by the fucking police for going through 3 no entry signs. gay as fuck. Was stressed to the max. Heavy as fuck - Crowd were pretty dull, which i must admit i was apart of - i was too tired to go raj. Some leather clad guy kept shouting at everyone to go mad. Was quite funny. Went to mikes after to watch Superbad, which is fucking awesome. Sunday - Went hunting for a tuxedo tshirt with mike. Went to literally every t shirt shop in town, and nowhere had them - Found some really cool T shirt shops tho, and decided which shops rated well on customer service. Top marks to the boy from the first HandM. Decided in the end, if i cant get a tuxedo t shirt, id be aswell to wear a suit.Met at Johns, and played the worst game of ring of fire ever - John poor show. We tried to get Gecko to eat a locust, but he couldnt perform. Hit cav! Was shit hot at the start. ppl were drinking traffic lights, but apparently their illegal so you have to ask for a pint of water + plus the respective vks. I was drinking Quadruple vodkas in a pint glass. The pussy man came out of the toilet and we had the whole of cav chanting "Freshen up for the punani, punani, punani. Freshen up for the punani, We LOVE PUSSY!"(To the tune of london bridge). We were close to getting chucked out, drinks were flying everywhere. Laura Brown bought me some drinks to apologise for something(not too sure what tho, but not complaining!) Not had a cav like this in ages, fucking awesome. I left to get a kebab, but decided to come back. Fucking stinking of kebab, so sorry to whoever i spoke to. Got some mint of someone, which remedied the situation. Danced in the Cheese room for aaages. Met Giovanna and Kat, went down and danced with them then went back to their house for Champagne and Pancakes - quite random but good. Woke up at 7 and walked home in my suit - Fucking freezing! Mad week, im giving up booze for lent! Starting today! Going to see Chutes and finally Make Model on thursday. T in the park on sale sat morn, so will be up all night on Friday. Think thomas is havin a fancy dress party on Saturday, so im trying desperately to grow a moustache in time. Time will tell.