Monday 29 September 2008

Quiche

Ok, bit of a raj cunt of a week here - non stop party before i get down to business!Monday - Hogmany - Feeling very hungover at johns house, we watched Hoodwinked - which is well funny.Went home, aidan and mike eventually came to my house and we played guitar hero. Went on the bus with my pint of vodka lemonade. Aidan had an ale jug, and mike had a Coca Cola Glass. Its got to be the one night of the year where you can do whatever the fuck you want.Got to Gillians, and continued getting fucked. Had a dance off with some girl, we tied. We made a pyramid out of 60 cans of tennants. Then jumped through it! Bells went off and it was happy new year etc. Jamie managed to set my hair proper on fire. Walked over to wilsons and my nose started bleeding, so i arrived covered in blood. Stayed there for a couple hours then went home.Tuesday - New years day, just relaxed and had some food. Wednesday - Our Cousin Johnny came up from Middlesbrough, so we went for a meal at vittorios, had a parma ham pizza which was very nice. Felt soo full afterwards, to the point that i was drinking reef in the tron. Oh how i got slagged. Went to LC, it was alright but really quiet and wasnt really up for it. Got a taxi to the bakery, then to wormys Drinking Creatiin to bulk up our muscles haha, john put everything into the punch bowl - including a clock, and almost the microwave! We put his phone in a pint and he downed it. Eventually we went back to johns. it started snowing, so we went for a 6oclock walk into the woods. Good fun. Came back and sang Jakil. Eventually got to sleep at like 8.Thursday - Aij's birthday - watched hoodwinked again in the morning. Went over to his for drinks and Tennis. Total snow everywhere. Dom came out with us too, awesome. Went to Lulu against my wishes - it was actually alright, even tho it was far too posh for me. The bouncer wouldnt let us leave cos apparently we started a fire and had to wait for the police to arrive. Twat. After a while he got bored and we just left. Got a taxi to johns. Afterparty! Suprisingly Cara showed up via the back door, was sooooo shocked i had to laugh. She wasnt in a good state.. We were almost ready to go for our walk too. In the end Aidan lucy and rozza explored the caverns, while i fired nectarines at them. We then Defrosted a Quiche, and made a 4 part plan.Executed perfectly.Lucy went first, and shouted 'aboogaboogo' - to wake john up.Aidan then switched the light on, startling and blinding him.I then hit him perfectly in the face with the quiche.Dom brought the rear and said in a mystical voice 'it was all a dream'AMAZING.I was trying to sleep at 8 in the morning when cara shows up yet again, and didnt stop talking until i fell asleep.Friday - Watched hoodwinked again. Chummed Johnny to the station.Saturday - not sure, probably just slept.Sunday - Met Billy Liar for a sunday roast, and to talk a game plan. Went to emondo and continued boozing, followed by cav. Was pretty quiet, just danced all night. Got home and it was snowing.Playing this friday at the ark with DMH - got a practice for it tonight.. hopefully should be good.

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