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Another relatively quiet week.. with an absolutely mad for it weekend to make up for it...mad for it!!

Monday - Busy busy shift at work.. pretty much constant, even had to stay back for 10mins.. I even broke a sweat, and my legs got a bit tired. good fun, being back in the fun house. As soon as i finished, still knackered i ran home.. made some crap tea, then ran down to band practise. First practise of the year. Arcane Corps, i was totally out of practise, and couldnt really be arsed with it..however.. it was completely refreshing to be pounding out some hardcore metal, and i think thats the best i've felt in a while. GREAT.

Tuesday - Working in the morning..cant remember the ins and outs of it, but ultimately i went home at 1. cant be bad. Still trying to fix my laptop..aaaaah. I'm getting proper stressed about this. As far as i remember i had an early night. Watched more lord of the rings..honestly, they are ace.

Wednesday - Spent the day fixing my laptop, no luck..AAAH. I wish i had some money.. even just like £200. rubbish. Went to the Cinema with Aid, Mike and Para, aidan insisted on bringing the car, instead of leaving it at the flat. Who goes to the cinema on wednesday??(everyone, its fucking orange wednesday you tweedle twoongas!) 20 mins on yeaman place in a que of traffic. We were going to see Slumdog Millionaire, i didnt know what it was about, but i saw 4 pictures on the internet and thought it looked shite. Luckily, it was sold out. So we went to see Role Models! Me and Aidan got in for like £2 each cos its orange wed. Great. Its an absolutely amazing film, so funny. The wee black kid is so funny..its amazing. 2 couples stayed in the cinema after the film had finished..way after. we laughed.

Thursday - blablabla, tried to fix my laptop blablabla. Stinas dad came and picked up my bass amp. Went to see Stinas gig at night. Met up with Nikita first, headed to the gig fairly early. Up to this point, i had not had one drink since aidans birthday. Got to the bar, 'shall we have one?' hmm..well.. only £3.40..OK! Just one. One pint in..hmm..'kindof getting a taste for this' hmm..me too..one more? thus passed the sobriety of the herald usher. PISHED. We moved through to the gig room, and the barman came and asked us ' did you leave a jacket at the table through there? i said no, i have my jacket here. Nikki joined us, we watched stinas band who are fairly shit hot. Boycotts, check em out bitch. speaking to Joe afterwards..how long has he lived in glasgow..he's a total wedge(as in wedgie, not a wedge of cheese..how do you spell weeg..is that it?) i laughed. Nikki was wearing my hat, and then she was like..'crusher, wheres your hat?' we looked round and seen some guy at the far end of the bar wearing it. kicked his cunt in with words. Andy phoned me, informing me it was his birthday and they were going to Cab Vol. Met them en route. We were in there for about 20 mins..maybe slightly longer..who knows. Mick got thrown out for going up to a couple who were pulling, and started fighting them.. Not suprising is it. But funny nonetheless. Headed up to the hive instead. Good banter, dont remember much, other than drinking vodka, jager and eating kebabs. Good times.

Friday - Woke up feeling disgustingly hungover. Spent the day wallowing, and watching lord of the rings. Work party tonight.. Aidan was my date..haha. A few of us met in thompsons first of all for a few pints, listened to some of Nigs jokes. I was struggling with the pints. Headed up to the conference centre for some good champagne. hammered it down proper style, then went down to the cromdale. We were at a table with Wils Anderson, Hadley and his bird..not a bad table by any means. Salmon was the starter, i dont like salmon, i complained for a while then eat it. There was so much wine at the table, and since there was only 6 of us there then there was loaaaaadds. I was drinkin it like juice. boom. After dinner we were talking to Jayne, when our table almost went on fire.. uh oh. I blew it out, and hot wax went everywhere. I got a nice burn on my face. lol. There was some stroke inducing truffles at our table, so funny to eat. great. the VIetch man had put a bottle of mount gay rum behind the bar for us.. had a couple of them, very nice. Played some wii, watched some prizes being one. spent a lot of time at the bar hammering double vodkas down my gullet. mike kept phoning us, saying 'im on my way, leave now' we were like no.. 20 mins later he phones being like i'm outside your work come and get me. i managed a stealth mission, which involved tranquilizing 3 security guards and killing 1(i hid their body in a bin) but somehow, i got him in. more vodka, more vodka, there was talk of shots, but i dont remember what happened with that. my last memory is seeing the clock at 1130, thinking last orders would be soon. I dont remember leaving the hall, never mind the building. apparently we were in there till after 1, had a bottle of champagne that hadley won us in the quiz, and wilson went round all the tables collecting wine that people hadnt drunk. Hahaha excellent night. We apparently went to henrys, i dont know who with. Or what happened. i have no memory.

Saturday - Total vegetation day, moved (or rather craig did cos i couldnt walk straight) my tv into my room, set up N64 and PS2, plugged in Majoras mask and fired it up. Amazing. At this point, i couldnt remember leaving the conference centre, i didnt have a clue what happened after. Phoned a few people to try and put the pieces together. Had a chinese. Carrie was playin at cab vol, so went to the tron and met Lucy, Stungun and Rafiki. We then headed down to cab vol where wils and aij were. Carrie played. Thats probably the best i've seen her. She seemed pished, was talking absolute shite, and it was good cos she got everyone laughing! Although..trying to get the audience to sing along to a new song she couldnt even remember the melody for took things to a new level 'i'm a dragon, i'm a dragon, come on everyone!' hahahah. She said she wasnt pished..but who knows. Aidan, Lucy Stun and Raf came up to the flat, and we got pished. Courtesy of aidan. over 3 bottles of vod yes. Steel joined us, as did para and her mate lucy, creating the 3L club. watched SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKING PLANE. nothing too interesting happened, just got well drunk.

Sunday - bombsite. watched football, eat a kebab, went to bed. boom.

Next week - i have no money guys, its fucking shite. i need a new job. not much planned for the week, see what happens!! Im sure crazy shit will happen. Anyone wanna give me cash????Bye. btw, vampire weekend are quite cool.